Part 2 of the continuing saga of me

Now you've done it Ollie, I 'm addicted to this blogging thing. Well here it goes some more quotes to laugh with. From the masters:
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma bomback. If you saw a heat wave would you wave back? Stephan Wright. I am two with nature. Woody Allen.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry myself for hours. Eric Idle. Satire is alive and well and living in the White house.; Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams. When all else fails there is always a delusion. Conan O'Brian. Never wear anything that panics the cat. P.J. Rourke. Let not the sands of time get into your lunch. National Lampoon. If opportunity knocks build a door.
Milton Berle. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin. A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it.Don't give advise to a woman; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening. Oscar Wilde.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give them the opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain.
That's all for tonight Gracie. Look for the next segment. Could it be the return of the "Lounge Lizard?" Green Rock